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Prostentic, adj (Pros-ten-tik)

A word to explain the degree of pleasure achieved through prostate-fondling.

Fuctuplets:
The type of friends who are so close they seem like brother and sister, etc. - until they sleep with each other.

FANTASTING: FAN-TAST-TING: This word is used to descibe something that is both "fantastic" and "happening right now."

Squalipophenderon

The correct medical terminology for the culturally know "wet fart".

fischetti (fuh-sheh-tee)

n. the ash which accrues at the end of a cigarette, especially when it dangles over something important.

Ombiglumphuggntion (n.)
(Om-big-lump-hugg-en-sh'n)
The random desire to hug and squeeze the nearest fat person (generally over 90kg/200Lb), in a friendly (but usually non-sexual) fashion.

Ombiglumphuggntious, Ombiglumphuggntiously, Ombiglumphuggntiousness, Ombiglumphuggning

1. 'Manged

Banning from social events and gatherings because of a racially prejudiced view, and denouncement by your piers.

anispeptic (an-is-pep-tik): Apologetic, sorry
frasmotic (fraz-mot-ik): Humble, shown up
compunctuous (com-punk-choo-us): Ashamed
pericombobulation (pery-com-bob-you-lay-shuns): confusion, also missed opertunities
contrafribularities (con-tra-frib-you-lar-it-eez): Apologies, consolation
interfrastic (in-ter-frass-tik): quick, without delay, haste

A suggestion of use:

"I'm anispeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have been caused such pericombobulation. I offer you my most enthusiastic contrafribularities for clearing up such matters interfrastically."

Afrouse (uh-frouz')

v. afroused, afrousing, afrouses

To simultaneously stimulate fear and sexual desire in someone.

Clitartography: An often overlooked branch of extremely localized geography, involving mapping the exact location of the clitoris for the benefit of men in amorous encounters.

From the words "clitoris" and "cartography" (mapping)

Wum:

To allow yourself to be flogged with a bible by a gay, jewish midget.

Gay Jewish Midget: Wanna wum?

Emocurstomption

(Emo-ker-stomp-shun)

The act of chasing down an emo kid and forcing them to bite the curb.

"Look! Theres a kid wearing brown high tops, wearing a sweater, and dark glasses, writing his feelings in a spiral bound notebook! Its emocurstomption time!"

Squink

The act of giving one's self head and ejaculating into one's own eye.

flurb

Pronunciation: flurb
Etymology: modern day Baltimoron; slang

noun
A foul. Mishap. Fuck up.
Ex: That's a technical flurb!

flurb

verb
To create an unfavorable situation. To f--k something up.
Ex: Don't flurb it up this time, asshole!

-flurbing
-flurbs
-flurbed
-flurber: one who flurbs

Grossratehitsluttery- (Grows-rait-hit-slutter-ee)

The use of mindless competitions and surveys to achieve large numbers of hits and ratings.

Garfunkbinkydinkmachtkassuri:

(Gar-funk-bink-kee-dink-mock-kahs-soor-ree) - adj. -

1. Describes an extremely strange or unusual event.
2. Used only to describe the physically impossible.
3. Used to describe Fried Tuna-Marshmallow Casserole

EX:

BOB: My gosh, Jane! Did you see that man cough, sneeze, fart, shit, piss, and balance his checkbook all at the same time?
JANE: You're damn right I did, Bob! That's garfunkbinkydinkmachtkassuri!
BOB: Hell yeah.

Flimbistic - (flim-bis-tik) - The condition of being tied, by blood, to the ancient forefathers that created breakdancing.

Shlitty

Adj. :Like shitty, except with an l